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Анекдоты на английском языке. Английские анекдоты. English Jokes.
- Meet my new born brother!
- Oh, he is so handsome! What’s his name?
- I don’t know. I can’t understand a word he says
- My name is Justin Brax. Who are you?
- Well, my name is well-known. You could see me in movies.
- Where do you usually sit there?
- Oh. my dear ,you have no idea how grateful I am for your present!
- Did you really want to have it?
- That’s just what I need to exchange for what I want.
- Honey, thanks a lot for dinner
- Don’t mention it
- Could you tell me what was on my plate in case I have to describe it to my doctor.
-I’m really very sorry to leave. Don’t trouble to see me to the door
-It’s no trouble. It’s a pleasure!
-Excuse me mum for breaking dad’s pipe. I’m so sorry about it.
-Have you told your daddy yet?
-I have.
-What did he say?
-Shall I leave a rude words?
-Certainly.
-He said nothing
-Hey! Tom ! Have you forgotten you owe me 20 dollars?
-No, not yet. Give me time and I will.
-Why are you jumping down like that?
-The doctor game me a mixture and I forgot to shake the bottle.
-When I go to Paris, should I bring you Matisse or Picasso?
-Well ,I think all French cars are just the same.
-Hello .Is it 122345456?
-No, sorry. We don’t have phone at all.
